Comedy: Bademeister Schaluppke: Spassbad

Alzey
on 18.10.2025 at 19:00 o'clock

Sports fans, Schaluppke is my name. I'm a pool attendant and stand at the edge of a combined swimming pool in a socially deprived area in the south of Cologne. We have an indoor and outdoor pool, a sauna area, wellness area, 10m diving tower, swimming pool kiosk and a sunbathing lawn with beach volleyball facilities. I'm responsible for pool supervision, sauna infusions, children's swimming courses and aqua aerobics and, as the indoor and outdoor pool manager, I look after a varied pool clientele: grumbling mothers, unruly pensioners and rowdy teenagers. The swimming pool may be getting a bit long in the tooth, but it is still a special place: a meeting place for young and old, where different generations, cultures, educational and income levels come together. You could also say that the swimming pool is a reflection of our society. In this special place, the lifeguard is the authority. And anyone who doesn't follow the bathing rules or misbehaves gets a clear message: “Sports fan, go take a shower. And if the tenner is closed, the butt bomb stays down too.” Welcome to my bathing establishment and to the theater of real life! Let's have a cozy and chlorine-rich evening.

Bademeister Schaluppke

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  • On 18.10.2025 at 19:00 o'clock

Venue

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Oberhaus Alzey
Spießgasse 4
55232 Alzey

Tel.: (0049) 6731 6687
Homepage:
Mail: oberhaus_az@hotmail.com

Contact

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Oberhaus Alzey
Thomas Kubatschek
Spießgasse 4
55232 Alzey

Tel.: (0049) 6731 6687
Homepage:
Mail: oberhaus_az@hotmail.com